We need to rekindle our bromance
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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