I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i will never coherently bang her
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I want her autograph on my taint
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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