Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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