i already hear my dad disowning me
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I need to calm my uterus...
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
