yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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