There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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