wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
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I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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