Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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