We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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