Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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