She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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