I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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