i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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