Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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