508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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