wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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