i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
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Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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