forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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