the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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