ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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