Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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