'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
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My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
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