doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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