i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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