Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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