I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I think a kid would responsible me up
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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