Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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