i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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