He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
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I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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