i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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