discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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