Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
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I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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