Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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