Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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