You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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