I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
its not stalking. its research.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
