so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I have post one night stand depression
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