Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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