Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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