that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
she looked like the before picture.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
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I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
God, I missed his penis.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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