I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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