you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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