i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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