what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
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I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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