No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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