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So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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