thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You pole danced in your parka.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
