Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
They took my balls.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Randomize
