they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
