Porn is love you can see.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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