grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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