party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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