were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Randomize
