First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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