I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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