Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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