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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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