you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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