i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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