we're blogging at a bar
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
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You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
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I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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