i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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